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| 1 | "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." |
| 2 | "A day without laughter is a day wasted." – Charlie Chaplin |
| 3 | "Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn't last long if you're fat." |
| 4 | "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." – Miles Kington |
| 5 | "If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." |
| 6 | "The road to success is always under construction." – Lily Tomlin |
| 7 | "Never trust atoms; they make up everything." |
| 8 | "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey |
| 9 | "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." |
| 10 | "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." – Oscar Wilde |
| 11 | "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" – Robin Williams |
| 12 | "I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work." – Thomas Edison |
| 13 | "I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying." – Oscar Wilde |
| 14 | "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." – Elbert Hubbard |
| 15 | "If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." |
| 16 | "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." – George Burns |
| 17 | "Laziness is the mother of invention. Necessity is the father." |
| 18 | "I can resist everything except temptation." – Oscar Wilde |
| 19 | "Life's too short to fold fitted sheets." |
| 20 | "Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back." |
| 21 | "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." – A.A. Milne |
| 22 | "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." – Mark Twain |
| 23 | "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." – Steven Wright |
| 24 | "Common sense is like deodorant; those who need it most never use it." |
| 25 | "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." – Thomas Edison |
| 26 | "You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?" – Steven Wright |
| 27 | "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." – Dalai Lama |
| 28 | "An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." – Billy Connolly |
| 29 | "You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." – Martin Luther King Jr. |
| 30 | "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." |
| 31 | "I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields |
| 32 | "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it." – Bob Hope |
| 33 | "I didn’t fail the test; I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." – Benjamin Franklin |
| 34 | "Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, which is pretty much the same thing." |
| 35 | "I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode." |
| 36 | "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?" – Steven Wright |
| 37 | "If you’re going through hell, keep going." – Winston Churchill |
| 38 | "The best way to predict your future is to create it." – Peter Drucker |
| 39 | "You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." – Wayne Gretzky |
| 40 | "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." – Mitch Hedberg |
| 41 | "Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." – Winston Churchill |
| 42 | "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." – Charles Lamb |
| 43 | "If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate." |
| 44 | "My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead." |
| 45 | "Change is not a four-letter word, but often your reaction to it is." – Jeffrey Gitomer |
| 46 | "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." – W.C. Fields |
| 47 | "The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time." |
| 48 | "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic." |
| 49 | "There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t." |
| 50 | "Some people graduate with honors, I just got out of there." – John Wayne |
| 51 | "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." |
| 52 | "Time is money, especially when you’re paid by the hour." |
| 53 | "You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope |
| 54 | "Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together." |
| 55 | "A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand." |
| 56 | "I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." |
| 57 | "Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain." – Vivian Greene |
| 58 | "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats." |
| 59 | "Why is it called 'after dark' when it’s really after light?" |
| 60 | "Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it." |
| 61 | "Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today." – Will Rogers |
| 62 | "I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong." |
| 63 | "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." – Vidal Sassoon |
| 64 | "It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong." – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
| 65 | "You can't have everything. That's why there's Amazon." |
| 66 | "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." – Steven Wright |
| 67 | "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." – Derek Bok |
| 68 | "Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" – François de La Rochefoucauld |
| 69 | "You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do." – Henry Ford |
| 70 | "Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions." – Dalai Lama |
| 71 | "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." – Groucho Marx |
| 72 | "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." |
| 73 | "I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms." |
| 74 | "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." |
| 75 | "Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." – Will Rogers |
| 76 | "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." – Margaret Mead |
| 77 | "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." – Winston Churchill |
| 78 | "Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted." |
| 79 | "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone." – Reba McEntire |
| 80 | "If you’re not first, you’re last." – Ricky Bobby |
| 81 | "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." – Winston Churchill |
| 82 | "I never said most of the things I said." – Yogi Berra |
| 83 | "To do is to be." – Socrates. "To be is to do." – Sartre. "Do be do be do." – Sinatra |
| 84 | "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense." |
| 85 | "There are no traffic jams along the extra mile." – Roger Staubach |
| 86 | "Why be moody when you can shake your booty?" |
| 87 | "Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde |
| 88 | "Life is too important to be taken seriously." – Oscar Wilde |
| 89 | "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." – Oscar Wilde |
| 90 | "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." – Mae West |
| 91 | "Laugh at your problems; everybody else does." |
| 92 | "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein |
| 93 | "If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." – Earl Wilson |
| 94 | "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein |
| 95 | "Always borrow books from pessimists. They won’t expect you to return them." |
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| 97 | What has to be broken before you can use it? gge |
| 98 | I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. eldanc |
| 99 | What month of the year has 28 days? lla |
| 100 | What is full of holes but still holds water? egnop |
| 101 | What question can you never answer yes to? gnipeels |
| 102 | What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? erutuf |
| 103 | There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. What color are the stairs? enon |
| 104 | What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? esimorp |
| 105 | What goes up but never comes down? ega |
| 106 | What gets wetter the more it dries? lewot |
| 107 | What has hands but can’t clap? kcolc |
| 108 | What can you keep after giving to someone? esimorp |
| 109 | What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? onip |
| 110 | What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner? pmatS |
| 111 | What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body? nioc |
| 112 | What has to be given before you can keep it? esimorp |
| 113 | What comes down but never goes up? niar |
| 114 | I’m not alive, but I can grow. erif |
| 115 | What has an eye but can’t see? eldeen |
| 116 | What has four legs but can’t walk? elbat |
| 117 | What gets bigger the more you take away? eloh |
| 118 | What has roots as nobody sees, and is taller than trees? niatnuom |
| 119 | What can fill a room but takes up no space? thgil |
| 120 | The more of this you take, the more you leave behind. pets |
| 121 | What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? thgir dnah |
| 122 | What has one eye but can’t see? mrots |
| 123 | I have no life, but I can die. yrettab |
| 124 | What has to be kept but can’t be kept forever? yterces |
| 125 | What can run but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps? revir |
| 126 | What can you hear but not see or touch? ecivo |
| 127 | What can fly without wings? emiT |
| 128 | What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? kcolc |
| 129 | What has no beginning, end, or middle? elcric |
| 130 | What has an end but no beginning? daor |
| 131 | What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? ecnelis |
| 132 | What has a neck but no head? elttob |
| 133 | What is always running but never moves? retaw |
| 134 | What can you eat but never cook? hserf |
| 135 | What comes in the morning without being called? yad |
| 136 | What has a bed but doesn’t sleep? revir |
| 137 | What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees? pam |
| 138 | What gets sharper the more you use it? lliks |
| 139 | What has a ring but no finger? enohp |
| 140 | What has stripes and crosses rivers but never moves? egdirb |
| 141 | What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? m |
| 142 | What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? topeT |
| 143 | What has teeth but cannot bite? bmoC |
| 144 | What runs but doesn’t walk? retaw |
| 145 | What has a bottom at the top? sgel |
| 146 | What kind of coat is best put on wet? tniap |
| 147 | What has two hands and a face but no arms? kcolc |
| 148 | What can you catch but not throw? dloc |
| 149 | What has one foot but no legs? relur |
| 150 | What has an end but no beginning? daor |
| 151 | What can you find in the middle of nowhere? eh |
| 152 | What has many teeth but no bite? bmoC |
| 153 | What is so light a feather can hold it but strong that it can break your bones? riA |
| 154 | What runs all day but never gets tired? retaw |
| 155 | What has no weight but can sink a ship? eloh |
| 156 | What has three letters, starts with gas? rac |
| 157 | What has many faces but no head? edic |
| 158 | What is a word made shorter by adding a letter? trohs |
| 159 | What is easy to lift but hard to throw? rehtaef |
| 160 | What’s at the end of everything? gnihtyreve |
| 161 | What gets shorter as it grows older? eldnac |
| 162 | What can you hold but not touch? htaerb |
| 163 | What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? evolg |
| 164 | What has eyes but cannot see? atotop |
| 165 | What comes but never arrives? worromot |
| 166 | What belongs to you but is used more by others? eman |
| 167 | What is yours but can be taken without you knowing? enohp |
| 168 | What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive? evolg |
| 169 | What can you find in December but not in any other month? D |
| 170 | What has wheels but isn’t a car? traC |
| 171 | What has a bark but no bite? eert |
| 172 | What has six faces and twenty-one eyes? ecid |
| 173 | What has no doors, no windows, but can be cracked? tun |
| 174 | What has no legs but can run fast? retaw |
| 175 | What is always there but cannot be touched? wodniw |
| 176 | What has no words but tells stories? ohotop |
| 177 | What is white and can be seen on a mountain top? wons |
| 178 | What is dark but full of light? thgin |
| 179 | What has keys but can’t unlock doors? onip |
| 180 | What is cold but burns when it touches you? eci |
| 181 | What has wings but cannot fly? nekcihc |
| 182 | What lives in a shell but is not a gun? lians |
| 183 | What is full of air but weighs nothing? nool |
| 184 | What is at the beginning of everything? E |